“Polite” People Can Still Be Assholes – My Take

Just because you're polite, doesn't mean you're not a piece of shit. Throughout all of our lives, we have been told to do certain things because they are "polite." Conversely, we have been told to refrain from doing certain other things because they are "not polite." I'm here to say that it's all a bunch of … Continue reading “Polite” People Can Still Be Assholes – My Take

BREAKFAST (And A Small Existential Crisis About Becoming An Adult) – My Take

There are two types of people in the world: People who eat breakfast everyday, and people like myself who have not figured out how to be an adult yet. Yup, this is going to be an entire blog about breakfast. I'm oddly fascinated by people who manage to eat breakfast every single day. As a … Continue reading BREAKFAST (And A Small Existential Crisis About Becoming An Adult) – My Take

Comparing My Life Accomplishments at Age 23 to Patrick Mahomes’ at 24

So, last night Patrick Mahomes led his team to a Super Bowl victory at the very young age of 24. He walked away with Super Bowl MVP honors as well, making him the youngest person ever to win Super Bowl MVP. Just last year he became the youngest person ever to win a regular season … Continue reading Comparing My Life Accomplishments at Age 23 to Patrick Mahomes’ at 24

Most Things That Are Supposed To Be Fun Actually Suck – My Take

“You’re Not Actually Having Fun, You’re Just Drunk” As I’ve grown a little older, I have started to realize that everything in society that’s supposed to be fun actually sucks. Specifically, everything that is supposed to be fun for “adults.” For some reason we all collectively grouped together a bunch of activities and decided these … Continue reading Most Things That Are Supposed To Be Fun Actually Suck – My Take

Respect The Day Drink – My Take

Day Drinking: Two of the most exciting, yet dangerous, words in the English language. #RespectTheDayDrink I am a defender of, and advocate for, day drinking. Think about it, who doesn’t love the daytime, and who doesn’t love drinking? It’s a match made in heaven. Critics of day drinking (boring people) often say things like, “Ugh … Continue reading Respect The Day Drink – My Take

Dating Apps Suck and Are Probably Doing Weird Shit To Our Brains – My Take

I’ve deleted and redownloaded Tinder more times than I’d like to admit. I know that particular experience is not unique to me. I’m sure there are many lost, single, depressed boys and girls in college or in their 20s who go through periods of swiping like a motherfucker only to then a few months or … Continue reading Dating Apps Suck and Are Probably Doing Weird Shit To Our Brains – My Take

Halloween Dies The Day You Receive Your College Diploma – My Take

Halloween dies on graduation day along with your hopes, dreams, and like half your college friendships. Alright, maybe that was a little dark, and I’d like to make it known I’m fully against any and all ideas that have to do with growing up. And whatever a “mature, responsible adult” is, I’m nothing short of … Continue reading Halloween Dies The Day You Receive Your College Diploma – My Take